Sunday, April 08, 2007

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had an eggache!

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it

Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary

Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: You're one hot chick!

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A. He doesn't want the other bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.


Hoppy Easter!