Sunday, April 08, 2007
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had an eggache!
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it
Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: You're one hot chick!
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A. He doesn't want the other bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.