Thursday, February 08, 2007

1) Yes, I'm Married. To a very jealous man!

2) I live with my mother...and her mother, too.

3) I've got three kids under the age of five. You like kids don't you?

4) This sore on my lip? Oh, it's just a mild case of herpes. Don't give it a second thought.

5) That's so sweet of you to get me another drink. Make mine a ginger ale, I just found out I'm pregnant.

And the book says if he doesn't run for the hills after hearing the above, then you should.

Source: Flirting at the Hip!